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NEWS:
7/6/05-[NEW WEB LINKS!!!]still under construction, but check them out anyway!

5/30/05-I HAVE DISSABLED THE LINKS TO THE FP. i'M SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE. JUST TRYING TO SAVE HILLY'S HOOKERS AND MARY'S MAN WHORES. WILL INFORM YOU OF ANY CHANGES.

2/14/05- iT'S OFFICIAL!!! the winning theme for the manwhore contest is: UNDERWARE!!! so start unzipping and taking pictures, boys!
1/8/05 - PLEASE TAKE Mary's Man Whores poll:36478 to decide what the manwhores will be wearing! Thank you!

11/15/04 i'm starting to make personalized rooms on the fuck page...any hookers who want a room contact [Yanaba] and she'll add yours.

11/15/04 ATTENTION!! mary's man whores is thinking about having a picture contest between the man whores, but we are in need of ideas for what the men will be (or won't be lol) wearing! If you have any ideas for this contest pls contact [Yanaba] and she will add it to her list.


11/9/04 The Pink Flamingo is in need of some award banners for various sexual acts so memebers can proudly proclaime which flamingo or gnome they have earned. Please inform [Aleka] of any banners you create so she can ensure that they are not too preverse. Thanks!

10/15/04 the fuck page is now new and improved! USE IT!!!! and in the MAIN ROOM PLEASE USE THE COMMENTS AREA to cyber! Have fun!

10/10/04 I made a cyber page for all those who feel the need to do that on here. It's more private for you guys. For now, it's called the fuck page. Tell me if you can think of anything better and if i made it right, cuz i'm not sure i did....

9/30/04 WE NOW HAVE BOUNCERS! WE NEED MORE.

8/26/04 the page has been changed now YOU GUYS NEED TO ADD STORIES TO THE PINK FLAMINGO PAGE and yeah keep giving me ideas!

8/5/04 hehehe so yeah Hilly's Hookers has been added to the Adult's only list on The wiki´s wiki page I'm proud of our little joke of a page!
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Okay so heres the umm shpeil okay so i can't spell that umm heres is the way this works: Hilly's Hookers is mainly about sharing interesting sex related stories jokes ect. in general just being indecent! so feel free to just jump right into a conversation!

The Pink Flamingo

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she-pimp : [Animal*Girl]
Hookers:                      
#1: [Aleka]                  
#2: [Yanaba]                 
#3: [Hermes322]      
#4: [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]            
#5: [Kat13]
#6: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
#7: [FaeryPrincess]
#8: [Scarlet Lioness]
#9: [Corp USA Bad]
#10: [Lilly_Cortez]
#11: [Wolf Of Love and lust]
#12:[punk_sk8er]
#13:[Little Red]
#14:[bitchy_girl69]
#15: [hottcandy41]
#16: [pretty in blood]
#17: [~*ChRiS GiRl*~]
#18: [jo has gone]
#19: [SingleSexah]
#20:[Slut_911]


Bouncers:
#1: [Sufanhero]
#2: [Battle of One]
#3: [Balthizar]
#4: [horneyguy]
#5: [tomfucker]
#6: [Wrath of the phoenix]
#7: [Legacy Rite]
#8: [white_devil]
#9: [Cherub]
#10 [Rune Takashi]
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2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: hear hear!!

2005-01-22 [bitchy_girl69]: lol

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: *bored again*

2005-01-22 [bitchy_girl69]: mes tooo

2005-01-22 [Aleka]: ... new subject..... i decorated a gym for a school dance today... of course it wasn't my school dance but yeah

2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: hows it look?

2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: hows it look?

2005-01-22 [Aleka]: good good... very nice in there if i say so my self

2005-01-22 [bitchy_girl69]: lol

2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: what's all up on the walls???

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: i didnt do it!!!*hides the weapons*

2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: uh....i meant the decorations, but while we're on the subject........

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: ...ohh..*looks innocent and hides the gun under a table*yah...you all see that yankees game last weekend?

2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: what's w/ the weapons Bal???

2005-01-22 [bitchy_girl69]: lol

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: nohting...*continues to look innocent..kicks dead body of the Mail man under the table*i sware the monkey made me do it

2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: don't blame this on Chim-chim!!!! he's innocent

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: ummm..it was him*he points to a mirror..his reflection pointing back at him*

2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: ah ha!!!!

2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: *smashes mirror*....there, that's taken care of

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: there we go...*laughs manicly*

2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: so what do we do w/ the body now?

2005-01-22 [bitchy_girl69]: ha....kill it again

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: yes we must*pulls it out and shoots it*BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA..*takes a deep breath adn shoots again*MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: wow....trigger happy are we?

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: yup

2005-01-22 [Aleka]: ...okay... umm m when did dead bodies become a part of the decor?

2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: ask zar ove there

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: *gets mad when he runs out of bullets...starts hitting the body with the gun*Die scum!

2005-01-22 [bitchy_girl69]: lol

2005-01-22 [Aleka]: ....hey ummm zar.... do you have something you want to talk about or are you just gonna beat that body till its a pulp?

2005-01-22 [bitchy_girl69]: i think hes gonna have fun till its a pulp...then we can communicate with him...we dont know what he might do to us...so yea....i would leave him alone

2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: did the mailman try to rape u?

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: *finishes witht he gun..it now blunt and broken....grabs a chair8BITCH!!!stop calling me that!!

2005-01-22 [bitchy_girl69]: wow

2005-01-22 [Aleka]: ...omg if he did i will get my bat out and help you beat em to a pulp cause no one touches the boouncers if they don't want em to!

2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: i'm scared now

2005-01-22 [bitchy_girl69]: lol....idk if i hve 1 here...im at a friends house.....

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: *he stops*no...he called you all fat...and threated to rape you all...so..*beats him more*

2005-01-22 [bitchy_girl69]: omg...kill him harder

2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: *gasps* omg!!! kicks him with a steel toe combat boot!!!

2005-01-22 [bitchy_girl69]: nice

2005-01-22 [Yanaba]: die evil mailman!!!

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: *Brakes chair...gets a cheese grator*Bum bum bum!!no wait...*gets a lighter and off bug spray*FIRE!!!!!!

2005-01-22 [bitchy_girl69]: lo0l

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: *burns the body till there is only ash..burns it again*burn baby burn,disco inferno,burn baby burn

2005-01-22 [bitchy_girl69]: lol

2005-01-22 [Aleka]: lol... ummm thankyou... kill the dead thing again?

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: ok!!*kills it again..there is nothing left*damn....

2005-01-22 [Aleka]: 8)... well i am satisfied that that sob mailman isn't going to call me fat or rape me thanks

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: yah..im glad he isnt able to....

2005-01-22 [Aleka]: *huggles zar* 8)

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: *grins*i done good

2005-01-22 [Aleka]: you done real good 8D (i gtg ttyl)

2005-01-22 [Balthizar]: ok..*hugs*ttyl!

2005-01-22 [bitchy_girl69]: kk...bye

2005-01-23 [Yanaba]: so....ding dong the evil mailman is dead!!!!

2005-01-23 [bitchy_girl69]: lol....fun fun fun

2005-01-23 [Animal*Girl]: ;), god i can never keep up with this site

2005-01-23 [Aleka]: don't blame us sarah... your the one who never comes on any more

2005-01-23 [bitchy_girl69]: that sounded kinda mean.....but o well....lol..sry if that sounded mean what i just said

2005-01-23 [Aleka]: huh? did i sound mean?

2005-01-23 [Animal*Girl]: just a little, but i guess i can get over it

2005-01-23 [bitchy_girl69]: ok....did i sound mean???cuz i said sry if i did...

2005-01-23 [Animal*Girl]: no you didn't sound mean, just mary.

2005-01-23 [bitchy_girl69]: ok...

2005-01-24 [Aleka]: lol after that comment you made in math class... i think i have a right to sound mean...

2005-01-24 [Cherub]: *looks more confused then anyone :S*

2005-01-24 [Aleka]: lol... sarah is in my calculas class and she was a real bitch the other day... i still love her though.....

2005-01-26 [bitchy_girl69]: o...k

2005-01-26 [Aleka]: lol... yeah... umm... how is everyone?

2005-01-26 [Hermes322]: ^^ hehehehHAHAHAHA MWUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

2005-01-26 [bitchy_girl69]: im bored...and yea..

2005-01-26 [Yanaba]: hello....everyone good? good....me? i'm tired....*yawns*....*closes eyes and whispers:* it's almost thusday....it's almost thursday....

2005-01-26 [Aleka]: ...*rocks back and foward muttering to myself about hospitals*

2005-01-26 [Yanaba]: aw....*goes and hugs mary*

2005-01-26 [bitchy_girl69]: whats wrong...whats with the hospitals???

2005-01-26 [Aleka]: thanks berni

2005-01-26 [Yanaba]: np *pats back assuringly*

2005-01-26 [bitchy_girl69]: ok?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

2005-01-26 [Aleka]: ...my moms in one...

2005-01-26 [bitchy_girl69]: oooooo...ok

2005-01-26 [Aleka]: 8}... shoot me now!!!!

2005-01-26 [bitchy_girl69]: me????nooo...ur too cool..dont die

2005-01-26 [Yanaba]: it'll be okay mare.

2005-01-26 [bitchy_girl69]: yea...what she said

2005-01-26 [Aleka]: damn.... not even a bang?? comon all i need is the sound! ;)... nah i'll be fine... after i take a few month vacation from this world... then i'll come back and be rejuvinated... i can't spell i'm tired

2005-01-26 [bitchy_girl69]: ok...

2005-01-26 [Yanaba]: i think that was close.....i dunno....when is spring break?

2005-01-26 [bitchy_girl69]: ummm...in april

2005-01-26 [Cherub]: oh dear long way away :S

2005-01-26 [Yanaba]: yeah...

2005-01-26 [Cherub]: i got one more exam then back to lectures here but then i enjoy all mine ^_^

2005-01-26 [Aleka]: ...yeah.. umm spring break plans aren't really being made... so we might have to make that trip to the bahamas durring the summer....

2005-01-26 [Cherub]: :-o you have big holidays i just burn more time with my mates in my house :D

2005-01-26 [Aleka]: see i only have this one big holiday.... being my senior present from my parents...

2005-01-26 [Cherub]: ahh ok nah i just live happily in sheffield with my folks will go on trips round world once things here done

2005-01-26 [Yanaba]: woah...that's ur senior present? nice!

2005-01-26 [Cherub]: you enjoy it when you can :D

2005-01-26 [Aleka]: ...yeah.. and i pay for one friends plane ticket... berni? what daya say? emily is gonna pay herself... that leaves you and sarah... but sarah won't come cause she's going to alaska to go hike or something.. and lets face it i want to go with people i know i'm gonna have a good time with... though it'll probally be in the summer now...

2005-01-26 [Yanaba]: ooh ok....i'd have to beg my parents and i'm sure they'll need to talk to urs but i'm all for it

2005-01-26 [Aleka]: 8) good good

2005-01-26 [Animal*Girl]: not even thinking about reading all that....;)

2005-01-26 [Aleka]: oh... but sarah!! it might be important... i called you a name earlier... comon

2005-01-27 [Animal*Girl]: no way! you guys write way too much.

2005-01-27 [Aleka]: damnit... so we can't even get into a pretend argument?? comon.... please? SARAH

2005-01-27 [Yanaba]: lol

2005-01-28 [Legacy Rite]: Lol.......ah comon let her have er fun Animal Girl

2005-01-28 [bitchy_girl69]: lol

2005-01-28 [Aleka]: i give up... sarah's just to self certered to argue with me

2005-01-28 [Legacy Rite]: Im sure one of my fellow bouncers will argue with you if you ask them Nicely

2005-01-28 [Aleka]: ....really? ... okay let me try to do this nicely... ummm amico would you argue with me please??

2005-01-28 [Yanaba]: omg lol

2005-01-28 [Hermes322]: YANABA!! ALEKA!!! *huggles*

2005-01-28 [Aleka]: damn... he never responded... bastard! he said if i asked nicely a bouncer would... and he is a bouncer!

2005-01-28 [Legacy Rite]: If you Really wnat me too but what shall we argue about.....in defence of myself i signed off shortly after that reply...my back was spasming

2005-01-28 [Aleka]: ....sure it was... umm i don't know you well so its gonna be a damn weird argument.... ummm... 8)... god i suck at this

2005-01-29 [Legacy Rite]: It really was.......Just think about a guy you know and im probavly no different

2005-01-29 [bitchy_girl69]: this is going to be interesting

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: .... umm okay... argue about something... ...

2005-01-29 [Balthizar]: *watches*

2005-01-29 [bitchy_girl69]: me????i thought u guys were gonna argue about something

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: ....what are you watching?

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: ....well fine... i'll argue about... how much better chai is than coffe!! cause chai is the best and coffee just sucks ass

2005-01-29 [bitchy_girl69]: i like coffee....i dont like tea...idk y though...i just like coffee a lot better

2005-01-29 [Balthizar]: they both sck..i can drink eaither of them...

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: ... but have you ever had chai!! i mean its chai!! its so yummy... and its not like other teas which are just icky! you have to have it with milk though... and the vanilla chai is the best so you should start with that...

2005-01-29 [bitchy_girl69]: yea...sum1 put chai in my supposidly mocha milkshake....the lady thought i said chai milkshake instead of mocha milkshake...and it was disqusting....and my english teacher has tea time durring lunch...and she has chai tea...and i og up there for tea time sometimes...but i dont drink her tea..ewwww

2005-01-29 [Balthizar]: chai???

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: ... where'd you get this chai milkshake? starbucks chai is horrible... does you english teacher use milk? or just water cause just water is icky... atleast i think so... chai is a drink Balthizar....

2005-01-29 [Balthizar]: ....ok.

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: ....go buy some and have it!! it will replace coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-01-29 [bitchy_girl69]: ewww...idk..i got it from crusin coffee....its a place in washington...mostly up in the bellingham area

2005-01-29 [Balthizar]: whats in chai?

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: ...thats a good question... lots of spices.... i guess... i never bothered finding out...

2005-01-29 [bitchy_girl69]: lol...yea

2005-01-29 [Cherub]: i drink any type of tea or coffee :D just need the caffine *twitch twitch*

2005-01-29 [bitchy_girl69]: i would rather have coffee

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: i can't even stand the smell of coffee much less the taste

2005-01-29 [bitchy_girl69]: im sry

2005-01-29 [Aleka]: lol... not your fault....

2005-01-30 [bitchy_girl69]: kks

2005-01-31 [Legacy Rite]: Green tea is nasty chai is ok vanilla Mocha lattes are good

2005-01-31 [Aleka]: ....sure.... i can stand vanilla mocha lattes....

2005-01-31 [Legacy Rite]: I prefer frozen coffes and teas however

2005-01-31 [bitchy_girl69]: lol...i like mocha milkshakes

2005-01-31 [Legacy Rite]: Thier close enough to froze for me

2005-01-31 [Not Here!]: I took my name off because I don't have time to play any more. I hope that is ok and I numbered the Hookers correctly.

2005-01-31 [Aleka]: ..sorry your leaving... whats wrong with you people!??! frozen! ewwwww

2005-01-31 [Legacy Rite]: Ohhh comon it like french vanilla Ice

2005-01-31 [Aleka]: ....i'm only a fan of ice cream being cold.... so... i really don't think i'd like it...maybe someday i'll try it though....k

2005-02-01 [bitchy_girl69]: o...k...sound yummy...ill try it sometime...

2005-02-01 [Yanaba]: CHAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey green tea is the best!

2005-02-01 [Balthizar]: it is, it tastes good..i was able to have it when i lived in japan..then we moved..and i got to drink pinapple juice

2005-02-01 [bitchy_girl69]: my mom likes green tea

2005-02-01 [Yanaba]: yummy tea....*drools*

2005-02-01 [Balthizar]: lol..sugar cane!!!!

2005-02-01 [Aleka]: lol... green tea ice cream sundae are sooooo good!

2005-02-01 [Yanaba]: green tea ice cream soooooo good

2005-02-01 [Aleka]: uh huh!

2005-02-01 [Yanaba]: damn now i want some.....

2005-02-01 [Aleka]: so do i... we have to go back to that one sushi restuarant again

2005-02-01 [Yanaba]: sushi!!!! what sushi???

2005-02-01 [Yanaba]: WHERE

2005-02-01 [Balthizar]: *finishes eating kimpop*umm....

2005-02-01 [Yanaba]: kimpop???

2005-02-01 [Aleka]: ...?

2005-02-01 [bitchy_girl69]: what???im confused

2005-02-01 [Aleka]: ...do you know what a kimpop is?

2005-02-01 [Balthizar]: yes..that question directed to me or them?

2005-02-01 [bitchy_girl69]: i dont know what one is

2005-02-01 [Cherub]: mmm sushi i am going to a japanese resturant after exams with mates to celebrate

2005-02-01 [Aleka]: ohhh i'm jealous.. i think i might just take my best bud out for sushi... since i'm taking so long to give her a b-day party

2005-02-01 [bitchy_girl69]: ewww....sushi

2005-02-01 [Aleka]: ...have you ever had sushi?

2005-02-01 [bitchy_girl69]: yes..and i hate it...well..most of it...some of it i can handle..others i cant...cuz it makes my tummy hurt

2005-02-02 [Cherub]: oh well more for me and aleka then as you don't like it :D

2005-02-02 [bitchy_girl69]: ok

2005-02-02 [Yanaba]: SUSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...no...seriously, what's a kimpop?

2005-02-02 [Aleka]: ...i bet its some type of frozen treat!!... but its just a guess....

2005-02-02 [Yanaba]: yeah...i get how u see that....but what's with the "kim"

2005-02-02 [bitchy_girl69]: ok?!?!?!

2005-02-02 [Aleka]: ....whats with the mary in maryland?? huh huh! ;P

2005-02-02 [Yanaba]: they were paying tribute to your all-knowing wonderfulness???

2005-02-02 [Aleka]: ...well... i know... but not many people realize that that one dude traveled into the past and made them name maryland maryland...

2005-02-02 [Aleka]: for me... very sweet of that person i've never met.....

2005-02-02 [Yanaba]: who knows...maybe he's on elftown???

2005-02-02 [Aleka]: .........................................................................................................

2005-02-02 [Yanaba]: nvm....rewind...erase

2005-02-02 [Aleka]: ....i thought you said something that terrified and horrified me berni.... :}

2005-02-02 [Yanaba]: no...never...how could it??? *looks around w/ shifty eyes*

2005-02-02 [Aleka]: it?? what it??? omg.....*looks around for "it"*

2005-02-02 [Yanaba]: ** i....yeah

2005-02-02 [Mocha Bear]: i joined because [Pedito] told me to

2005-02-02 [Yanaba]: hello and welcome! feel free to wander around and jump into convos....and yeah have fun!

2005-02-02 [Animal*Girl]: ;)

2005-02-02 [bitchy_girl69]: ok

2005-02-02 [Pedito]: Yea, you finally joined Anya. She is my personal hooker, Mine

2005-02-02 [bitchy_girl69]: lol

2005-02-02 [Aleka]: lol.... damn i hope you pay her welll .... ;P

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